[BITList] Swine Flu

[John Feltham]

Warning

If you receive an email from the 'Department of Environment & Health'  
saying not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu, just ignore it,  
it's SPAM....

There's more ....


Just phoned the National Health swine flu helpline but all that I got  
was crackling.

How did the pig go on holiday? The swine flu

Swine flu isnt a problem for pigs, because they're all going to be  
cured anyway.

The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.

Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic,  
which may lead to an aporkolypse... But well get through. Where  
there's a swill there's a way.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin  
protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal  
application of oinkment.

My friend says hes got swine flu, but I think he's telling porkies.

I have to say, I'm finding all these jokes about swine flu pretty  
boaring





ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.