[BITList] Fwd: The Ultimate Adventure Cruise

Sun Jun 14 21:22:59 BST 2009

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From: "Allan Lee McKay"
Date: 14 June 2009 20:37:55 BST
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>

  Have booked an outside cabin. Looking forward to it.
Get this bargain on your next cruise!!!

Wow!  June and July are SOLD OUT!!

THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE

To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along  
the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!

We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near  
the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa , Kenya seven  
adrenaline-charged days later.

Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and  
$6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never  
before.

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.  If  
you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard  
Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet  
and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.

For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast  
waiting to get hijacked by pirates.  The weapons rental costs are as  
follows.

Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced  
at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with  
7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:

Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal  
sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo  
affordably priced at only $29.95.

Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters  
for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)

Want to make a real impact?  Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three  
fragmentation rounds included!

Also included:  Free complimentary night vision equipment - and  
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available  
on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.

Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms  
offer a mini-bar.

But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at  
only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts  
by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in  
Mombassa.

How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12  
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international waters  
where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes  
through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum  
visibility by Somali "mother ships".

We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the  
entire Somali Coast .  At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle  
rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music  
directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.

Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three  
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats  
with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"  
-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH

"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it  
highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't  
worry about getting shot by pirates... They never even got close to  
the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... Reminds me of  
a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu  
Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver , CO

Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!  But  
cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly.  Reserve your  
package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free  
tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.  So sign up for the  
Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!

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