[BITList] Fwd: Wives

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Don Crellin"
Date: 14 June 2009 16:48:53 BST
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Subject: Fw: Wives












Mens perspective...



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let  
him keep her.

DavidBissonette



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just  
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you  
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,  
"What does a woman want?

Dumas



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud



"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go  
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft  
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Anonymous



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than  
electronic banking. It's called marriage."

Sam Kinison



"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the  
second one didn't."

James Holt McGavra



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget  
it once...
Nash



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met..
Henny Youngman



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he  
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can  
have mine."
Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Anonymous



SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE  
LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT










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