[BITList] sub-titles

[CT's]

The following are reportedly actual sub-titles used in films from Hong Kong.

I am darned unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules; no eyes, no groin.

Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken.

Take my advice or I'll spank you a lot.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

This will be a fine service for you, you bag of scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the desert floor for ants to eat.

Quiet, or I'll blow your throat up.

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

I will surround the house by myself.

You daring lousy guy.

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared silly too much lately.

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person.

Your western eyes will be fingered from your face.

This hot sword will pierce your family dynasty.

The Americans will not save you for Christmas.

Both of you will die when the sun hits the bell.

Feeling sexual we will invade into your women.

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AND MY VERY TOP FAVOURITES.....................

A normal person would not steal pituitaries.

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

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