[BITList] Fwd: Purchasing verses Leasing........................?

John Feltham wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Sun Dec 20 10:59:05 GMT 2009


> Purchasing 
>     
> The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: 
> After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. 
> Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.     
>   
> This is Heather. 
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> Leasing 
> 
> On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night. 
> 
> This is Kristen. 
> 
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> Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years - a $41.7 million savings. 
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> Value-added benefits are: 
> 
> ? a 22 year old 
> ? no begging 
> ? no coaxing 
> ? never a headache 
> ? happily agrees to ALL requests 
> ? no complaining 
> ? no honey todo lists 
> ? has TWO great LEGS!!
> ? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. 
>   
> Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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> 


ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.




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