[BITList] Fwd: Purchasing verses Leasing........................?
John Feltham
wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Sun Dec 20 10:59:05 GMT 2009
> Purchasing
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> The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
> After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
> Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
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> This is Heather.
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> Leasing
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> On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
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> This is Kristen.
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> Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years - a $41.7 million savings.
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> Value-added benefits are:
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> ? a 22 year old
> ? no begging
> ? no coaxing
> ? never a headache
> ? happily agrees to ALL requests
> ? no complaining
> ? no honey todo lists
> ? has TWO great LEGS!!
> ? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
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> Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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ooroo
Bad typists of the word, untie.
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