[BITList] Catholic Coffee
John Feltham
wulguru.wantok at gmail.com
Thu Dec 10 10:41:36 GMT 2009
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> CATHOLIC COFFEE
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> Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
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> The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
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> The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
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> The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
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> The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
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> Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
> She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
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> slim,
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> 38D breast,
> 24" waist,
> 34" hips.
> When she walks into a room people say,
> "Oh My God."
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She's got skinny arms though.
ooroo
Bad typists of the word, untie.
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