[BITList] Fw: Catholic Coffee

[David Harvey]

          CATHOLIC  COFFEE

           
          Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

           
          The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
           
          The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

           
          The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

           
          The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

           
          Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
          She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


           slim, 

          tall, 

          38D breast, 

          24" waist,

          34" hips.

          When she walks into a room people say, 

          "Oh My God."



         

         

 
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