[BITList] Fwd: [ The Rabbit and the Barman]

Tue Dec 8 22:21:40 GMT 2009

Begin forwarded message:

From: Tony Rainbow 
Date: 8 December 2009 19:59:09 GMT

Subject: FW: [ The Rabbit and the Barman]

It’s an old groaner, but I have to send it on through loyalty to an old pal.!!

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and
cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then
leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the
rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says 'A pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman'. The crowd is
hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then
burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been
laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more
money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and
says, 'A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman',
smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, 'I'm
sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and
Cheese Toasties'.

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,
when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very
nice Cheese and Onion Toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and
says, 'Are you sure I will like it?' The masses bated breath is ear
shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says 'Do you think
that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love  it'.
'Ok' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion
Toastie'. The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and
guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

......NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has
only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he
is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating
above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you?'  To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house'.
The barman says, 'I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in
every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses
came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I
know'. The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have
any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead' The
rabbit said 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it'.

The barman said 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the Rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman, 'what from?'

After a short pause. The rabbit said...

'Mixin'-me-toasties'

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--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009 16:34:51 +0000
From: sueduggan1 at yahoo.co.uk
Subject: FW: FW: [ The Rabbit and the Barman]
To: alex.duggan at havant.gov.uk; chris.duggan at westsussex.gov.uk; jean.jm.smith at talk21.com; sheilasmith38 at hotmail.com;jancolbrad at aol.com

It’s an old one but my favourite!!

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and
cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then
leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the
rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says 'A pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman'. The crowd is
hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then
burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been
laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more
money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and
says, 'A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman',
smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, 'I'm
sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and
Cheese Toasties'.

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,
when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very
nice Cheese and Onion Toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and
says, 'Are you sure I will like it?' The masses bated breath is ear
shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says 'Do you think
that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love  it'.
'Ok' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion
Toastie'. The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and
guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

......NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has
only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he
is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating
above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you?'  To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house'.
The barman says, 'I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in
every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses
came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I
know'. The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have
any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead' The
rabbit said 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it'.

The barman said 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the Rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman, 'what from?'

After a short pause. The rabbit said...

'Mixin'-me-toasties'

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Version: 7.5.560 / Virus Database: 270.12.26/2116 - Release Date: 5/15/2009 06:16

We're pleased to let you know that Dalkia FM is now part of MITIE Group PLC. If you've got any questions just call our dedicated helpline on 0800 917 9244 or email us at mitie.information at mitie.co.uk
Dalkia Energy & Technical Services Ltd.
Registered in England under company number 906936 at 8 Monarch Court , Emersons Green, Bristol , BS16 7FH
Dalkia Lighting & Electrical Ltd.
Registered in England under company number 564015 at 8 Monarch Court , Emersons Green, Bristol , BS16 7FH
Dalkia Energy & Technical Services Ltd and Dalkia Lighting & Electrical Ltd are subsidiaries of MITIE Group PLC

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