[BITList] A Guide to Sailing Terminology:

[John Feltham]

A Guide to Sailing Terminology:
The real meaning of some well known nautical terms.

Ahoy
The first in a series of four letter words commonly exchanged by  
skippers as their boats approach one another

Bar
Long. Low lying navigational hazard, usually awash, found at river  
mouths and harbour entrances, where it is composed of sand or mud, and  
ashore, where it is made of mahogany or some other dark wood. Sailors  
can be found in large numbers around both.

Boom
A Laterally mounted spar to which a sail is fastened, used during  
jibing to shift crew members to a fixed, horizontal position.

Bulkhead
Discomfort suffered by sailors who drink too much

Cabin
A cramped, closet like compartment below decks where crew members may  
be stored on their sides if large or on end if small until needed.

Calm
Sea condition characterised by the simultaneous disappearance of the  
wind and the last cold beer

Channel
Narrow stretch of deep or dredged waterway bordered by buoys or  
markers that separates two or more grounded boats

Current
Tidal flow that carries a boat away from it desired destination or  
toward a hazard.

Fitting Out
Series of maintenance tasks performed on boats ashore during good  
weather, weekends in spring and summer months to make them ready for  
winter storage.

Flipper
Rubber swimming aid worn on the feet. Usually available in two sizes,  
3 and 17

Flotsam
Anything floating in the water from which there is no response when an  
offer of a ****tail is made.

Fluke
The portion of an anchor that digs securely into the bottom: also, any  
occasion when this happens on the first try.

Galley
Ancient: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery.
Modern: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery

Gear
Generic term for any pieces of boating equipment that can be forgotten  
in the back-seat or boot of a car, left behind on a pontoon, soaked in  
the bottom of a dinghy or lost over the side of the boat.

Gimbals
Movable mountings often found on shipboards lamps, compasses etc which  
provide dieting passengers an opportunity to observe the true motions  
of the ship in relation to them, and thus prevent any recently  
ingested food from remaining in their digestive systems long enough to  
be converted into unwanted calories.

Grounding
Embarrassing situation in which a sailor returns to shore without  
leaving his boat.

Hatch
An opening in a deck leading to the cabin below with a cover designed  
to let water in while keeping fresh air out.

Hull speed
The maximum theoretical velocity of a given boat through the water,  
which is 1.5 times the square root of its waterline length in feet,  
divided by the distance to port in miles, minus the time in hours to  
sunset cubed.

Jibe
Course change which causes the boom to sweep rapidly across the  
****pit; also, frequent type of comment made by observers of this  
manoeuvre.

Lanyard
A light line attached to a small article so that it can be secured  
somewhere well out of reach.

Leeward
The direction in which objects, liquids and other matter may be thrown  
without risk of re encountering them in the immediate future.

Life jacket
Any personal floatation device that will keep an individual who has  
fallen off a vessel, above water long enough to be run over by it or  
another rescue craft.

Mizzen
The shorter aft mast on a yawl or ketch. Any mast that is no longer  
there.

Moon
Earths natural satellite. During periods when it displays a vivid blue  
colour, sailing conditions are generally favourable.

Motor sailer
A hybrid boat that combines the simplicity and reliability of sail  
power with the calm and serenity of a throbbing engine.

Ocean racing
Demanding form of sailing practised by sportsman whose idea of a good  
time is standing under an ice cold shower, fully clothed while re  
examining there last meal.

Passage
Basically a voyage from point A to point B, interrupted by unexpected  
landfalls or stopovers at point K, point Q, and point Z.

Pontoon
Harbour landing place that goes crack, crunch when hit

Pilotage
The art of getting lost in sight of land, as opposed to the distinct  
and far more complex science of navigation used to get lost in  
offshore waters.

Port
1. Left on a boat.
2. A place you wish you never left on a boat.

Propeller
Underwater winch designed to wind up at high speeds any lines left  
hanging over the stern.

Radar
Extremely realistic kind of electronic game often found on larger  
sailboats. Players try to avoid colliding with blips which represent  
other sailboats, large container ships and oil tankers.

Regatta
Organised sailing competition that pits yours against your opponents  
luck.

Sailing
The find art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going  
nowhere at great expense.

Satellite Navigation
Sophisticated electronic location method that enables sailors to  
instantly determine the exact latitude and longitude, within just a  
few feet, anywhere on the surface of the surface of the earth, of  
whatever it was they just ran aground on.

Single handed sailing
The only situation in which the skipper does not immediately blame the  
crew for every single thing that goes wrong

Spinnaker
Large beautiful balloon shaped sail used in powerful downwind sailing,  
collapses at the sides to make control difficult and when lowered  
stores neatly into the galley and main cabin and heads all at the same  
time.

Tides
The rise and fall of ocean waters. There are two tides of interest to  
mariners: the ebb tide sailors encounter as they attempt to enter port  
and the flood tide they experience as they try to leave.

Yardarm
Horizontal spar mounted in such a way that when viewed from the  
cockpit, the sun is always over it.