[BITList] Angus Broon

[John Feltham]

Angus Broon lives in a tenement in Glasgow and comes to the little  
lady of the house
exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come
off of me fly? I canna button me pants."

"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan. Go up the stairs
and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin' ya with it."

About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of
yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose
comes Angus.

The little lady looks at him and says, "Me God, what happened to
ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she
did. Everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite of
the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in."


ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.