[BITList] British Phlegm?

[John Feltham]

"Y'all got any American razor blades in here?" the Texan asked the  
London pharmacist (Chemist?). "All I see are these damn Wilkinsons."

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing  
the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before  
Waterloo."

"I don't give a damn if they passed them out on Noah's Ark if they  
ain't any good," the Texan retorted.

"I can assure you they are very good sir." the peeved druggist said.

"Why just last year my wife swallowed one. It gave her a  
tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the  
gardener, emasculated a neighbour, cut two of a delivery boy's fingers  
off at the knuckle and I still got 10 shaves out of it."



ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.