A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fu' ae coo's shite an pish!' The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me' The Gamekeeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!' ooroo Bad typists of the word, untie.