[BITList] Red Head

[John Feltham]

A red head woman visits her doctor: Doctor, every part of my body  
hurts when I touch it.

Really? Says the doctor. How's that?

She demonstrates by touching her nose and she screams with pain. Then  
she touches her lips and again she screams with pain. She goes on  
touching her neck, shoulders, breasts, stomach, and so on, screaming  
with pain every time.

The doctors asks her: You're not really a red head are you?

The red head says: No. Why? I'm a natural blonde.

The doctor says: I thought so.  Your finger is broken


ooroo

If you don't hear the knock of opportunity - build a door.

Anon.