[BITList] Black Testicles

[John Feltham]

>
>
>    It pays to listen very closely.
>
> BLACK TESTICLES
>
>
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  
> mask over
> His mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a  
> partial
> Sponge bath.
> Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only  
> here to
> Wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles  
> black?'
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from  
> worry
> About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back  
> the
> Covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his  
> testicles
> In the other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with  
> them,
> Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> 'Thank you very much.. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> Closely......
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?




ooroo

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Anon.



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