[BITList] DIVORCE VS. MURDER

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DIVORCE VS. MURDER

 A nice calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, ''I would
like to buy some cyanide.''   The pharmacist asked, ''Why in the world
do you need cyanide?'  The lady replied, ''I need it to poison my
husband.''

 The pharmacist's eyes got big as he exclaimed, ''Lord have mercy!  I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license!  They'll throw both of us in jail!  All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not...!  You CANNOT have any
cyanide!''

 The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.  The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied, ''Well now, that's different.  You didn't tell me
you had a prescription.'