[BITList] The old couple

[Tom Gardiner]

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we 
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where 
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 

 Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 

 OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it 
for old time's sake?' 

 Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' 

 A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, 
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two 
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so 
there's no trouble. So he follows them. 

 The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support 
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make 
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his 
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly 
they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This 
goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning 
and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. 

 The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and 
old age that he didn't know. 

 After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple 
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still 
watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them 
what their secret is. 

 So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something 
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of 
secret to this?' 

 Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an 
electric fence .'