[BITList] From my friend George

[Tom Gardiner]

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport . 
                                 
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. 
We're on our final descent into Tampa . 
I want to thank you for flying with us today and                                  hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'. 
                                
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane 
can hear his conversation from the cockpit. 
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 
So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ? 
'Well,' says the skipper,
 'first  I'm gonna  check into the hotel, 
take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that 
new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner....
 I'm gonna wine and  dine her, take her back to my 
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.' 

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and 
immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, 
trying to figure out who this new  stewardess is 
that the pilot's talking about. 


Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated 
at the very back of  the plane. 
She is so embarrassed that she starts running 
toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. 

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an 
old lady's  bag and down she goes. 

The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear
He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first.'
                                 

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