[BITList] Little Chuckle

[fredmno at aol.com]

Salaams,
???????????? brightened up my day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a bit!
?????????????????????? BR Fred














?





??





If you remember the Original Hollywood 
Squares and its comics, this may





bring a tear to your eyes. These great 
questions and answers are from





the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game 
show responses were spontaneous,





not scripted, as they are now. Peter 
Marshall was the host asking the





questions, of 
course......





?





Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde : 
If you hold their little heads





under water long 
enough.





?





Q. If you're going to make a parachute 
jump, at least how high should





you be? A. Charley Weaver : Three days of 
steady drinking should do it.





?





Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 
5,000 years. A. George Gobel





: Boy, it sure seems that way 
sometimes.





?





Q. You've been having trouble going to 
sleep. Are you probably a man or





a woman? A. Don Knotts : That's what's been 
keeping me awake.





?





Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a 
stranger at a party and you





think that he is attractive, is it okay to 
come out and ask him if he's





married? A. Rose Marie : No; wait until 
morning .





?





Q. Which of your five senses tends to 
diminish as you get older? A.





Charley Weaver : My sense of 
decency.





?





Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than 
three words to say 'I Love You'?





A. Vincent Price : No, you can say it with 
a pineapple and a twenty.





?





Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I 
Can't Get Enough'? A. George





Gobel : I don't know, but it's coming from 
the next apartment.





?





Q. As you grow older, do you tend to 
gesture more or less with your





hands while talking? A. Rose Marie : You 
ask me one more growing old





question Peter , and I'll give you a 
gesture you'll never forget!





?





Q. Paul , why do Hell's Angels wear 
leather? A. Paul Lynde : Because





chiffon wrinkles too 
easily.





?





Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow 
strawberries. Are you going to





get any during the first year? A. Charley 
Weaver : Of course not, I'm





too busy growing 
strawberries.





?





Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. 
Rose Marie : Ralph , the pin boy.





?





Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss 
two subjects at nudist





camps. One is politics, what is the other? 
A. Paul Lynde : Tape measures.





?





Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the 
bedroom or in the closet? A.





Rose Marie : Unfortunately Peter , I'm 
always safe in the bedroom.





?





Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. 
Marty Allen : Only after lights





out.





?





Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will 
wag his tail. What will a





goose do? A. Paul Lynde : Make him 
bark?





?





Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what 
would you give birth to? A.





Paul Lynde : Whatever it is, it would never 
be afraid of the dark.





?





Q. According to Ann Landers, is there 
anything wrong with getting into





the habit of kissing a lot of people? A.. 
Charley Weaver : It got me out





of the 
army.





?





Q. It is the most abused and neglected part 
of your body, what is it? A.





Paul Lynde : Mine may be abused, but it 
certainly isn't neglected.





?





Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa 
put horseradish on his head,





what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel : 
Get it in his mouth.





?





Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period 
of time, your wife or your





elephant? A. Paul Lynde : Who told you 
about my elephant?





?





Q. When a couple have a baby, who is 
responsible for its sex? A. Charley





Weaver : I'll lend him the car, the rest is 
up to him.





?





Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he 
firmly believes in them and





has actually seen them on at least two 
occasions. What are they? A.





Charley Weaver : His 
feet.





?





Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two 
things you should never do in





bed? A. Paul Lynde : Point and 
laugh!





?





?

















?





?


























-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20081221/931a2ee2/attachment-0001.shtml