[BITList] More Kiwis.....

[John Feltham]

One for the KIWIS



Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.  
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult  
to handle.

Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The  
Gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male  
gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham,  
a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's  
machinery. Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample  
ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators  
thought they might have a solution.

Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have  
sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but said  
he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer,  
but only under three conditions: 'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to  
have to kuss er.' 'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about  
thus.' The Zoo manager quickly agreed and asked what his third  
condition was. 'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to  
come up with the $500. '
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