<html><head><base href="x-msg://23/"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><br><div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px;"><span style="font-family:'Helvetica'; font-size:medium;"><br></span></div><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; "><div bgcolor="#ffffff"><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">&nbsp;</div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 10pt/normal arial; "><font size="5"><strong>Same old definitions worn thin but this time with graphics</strong></font></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">&nbsp;<font size="3">&nbsp;</font><table align="center"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td width="100%"><font color="#104160" size="5">Wonderfully described definitions.......</font><font color="#104160" size="6">&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><p><img alt="definition of cigarette" id="21116488-a5eb-4503-8496-47b03c9dc085" height="332" width="500" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:FB369EB1490F41FFB62AB4CD663327C0@home"><font size="3"><b><br>CIGARETTE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A pinch of tobacco<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>rolled in paper<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>with fire at one end<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>and a fool at the other!</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of lecture" id="d7eb7734-60e9-4c5e-9733-9c9593e7f73f" height="352" width="470" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:8B31B028BF9544D29C0E5218DD9390C5@home"><font size="3"><b><br>LECTURE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>An art of transmitting Information<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>from the notes of the lecturer<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to the notes of students<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>without passing through the minds<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>of either</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of conference" id="f34dd7b4-8db7-4af6-ad14-f075d196a861" height="304" width="380" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:C0DBE329D66C4490A2E4414A63D300EB@home"><font size="3"><b><br>CONFERENCE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>The confusion of one man<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>multiplied by the<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>number present</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font color="blue" size="3">&nbsp;</font><font size="3"></font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of compromise" id="f8e82699-755b-4866-bd4a-aeecaec8b075" height="333" width="500" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:AB9B01A1B5AA43FFAE8B8A1997707059@home"><font size="3"><b><br>COMPROMISE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>The art of dividing<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>a cake in such a way that<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>everybody believes<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>he got the biggest piece</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of conference room" id="772d86de-6d2a-411f-a371-d3321b2319e6" height="400" width="500" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:81605B84BA81454094D3BE9B2C13C239@home"><font size="3"><b><br>CONFERENCE ROOM:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A place where everybody talks,<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>nobody listens<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>and everybody disagrees later on</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of classic" id="78be5b43-53fa-48e5-a8b1-81ea53fb293b" height="300" width="400" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:523DD60CD40543279C41258A33FEB7DF@home"><font size="3"><b><br>CLASSIC:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A book<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>which people praise,<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>but never read</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of yawn" id="116861b1-248b-4593-841c-a606a41156d5" height="345" width="345" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:B296D96A58C04A418CF7E6173E56DE22@home"><font size="3"><b><br>YAWN:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>The only time<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>when some married men<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>ever get to open<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>their mouth</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of etc" id="47a932f3-217b-4e09-95c7-d5d2bda32ae6" height="293" width="336" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:FBF21918611E403194420606EEED3BDD@home"><font size="3"><b><br>ETC:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A sign<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to make others believe<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>that you know<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>more than<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>you actually do</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of committee" id="03b4b8a0-2ead-4c06-beca-575aa132150d" height="334" width="500" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:FB880495B58748418CEBB77E91751573@home"><font size="3"><b><br>COMMITTEE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>Individuals<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>who can do<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>nothing individually<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>and sit to decide<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>that nothing can be done<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>together</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of experience" id="84bb9aeb-63eb-4fc1-ac8e-ebd27251f76b" height="355" width="500" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:DBDC78C7EDDC4454AD16CD05B02A83CB@home"><font size="3"><b><br>EXPERIENCE:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>The name<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>men give<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to their<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>Mistakes</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of atom bomb" id="15fab60a-5604-43c0-b453-1d6d47c46546" height="400" width="320" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:DD945E03CFF94ABE885D350931026CEC@home"><font size="3"><b><br>ATOM BOMB:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>An invention<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to bring an end<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to all<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>inventions</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of philosopher" id="dea12253-8658-41cd-9170-2a914414b58f" height="338" width="400" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:7598359EDC284091B8F56CA260BB3995@home"><font size="3"><b><br>PHILOSOPHER:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A fool<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>who torments himself<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>during life,<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>to be spoken of<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>when dead</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-bloc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"><b><br>POLITICIAN:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>One who<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>shakes your hand<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>before elections<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>and your Confidence<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>Later</font></p><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><div><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div><p><font size="3"><br></font><img alt="definition of doctor" id="b7baeb99-787a-47b8-a9d9-6e1d3335178b" height="225" width="300" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:1602250AA5144C05A48C9CC21D1BA870@home"><font size="3"><b><br>DOCTOR:</b><span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>A person<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>who kills<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>your ills<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>by pills,<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>and kills you<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br>by his bills!</font></p><div><font size="3"></font>&nbsp;<br class="webkit-block-placeholder"></div></td></tr></tbody></table><br></td></tr></tbody></table><br></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt; "><div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 12pt; "><p><br><br><font size="3" face="sans-serif"><br></font></p></div></div></div><br></div></span><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"></div><br></body></html>