[BITList] Fwd: Retirement humor
michael J Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Mon Jan 21 17:07:07 GMT 2019
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> AARP- Australian Association of
> Retired People
>
> Questions and Answers from
> CARP Forum
> Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
> younger women who are interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore, under
> Fiction.
> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
> through menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
> finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
> live.
> Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
> mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
> Where can it be
> found?
> A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
> "And Mary rode
> Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt
> ...."
> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
> over-70 year-old husband?
> A: Tell him you're
> pregnant.
> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
> elderly wrinkles?
>
> A: Take off your
> glasses.
> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
> and all those wrinkles on my face?
> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
> out..
> Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
> parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your
> car.
> Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
> problems with short term memory
> storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it
> is the problem.
> Q: As people age, do they sleep more
> soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the
> afternoon.
> Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
> glasses?
> A: On their
> foreheads.
> Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
> year olds when they enter antique stores?
> A: "Gosh, I remember
> these!"
> SMILE,
> You've still got your sense of
> humor!
>
>
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