[BITList] The Southern US of A

[michael J Feltham]

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> From a correspondent…
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>                           The Southern US of A
> Georgia
> The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
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> He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.
> If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
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> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
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> Louisiana 
> A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes,  I hope to be in Louisiana ."
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> When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
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> Mississippi
> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
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> Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
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> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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> North 
> Carolina
> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
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> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious  he turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem was.
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> The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
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> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
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> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
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> Tennessee
> A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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> Texas
> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch The Sheriff asked,  "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don't you see that sign right over your head."
> "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "
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> Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody moving north!!
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> ooroo

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