[BITList] Some love poetry?

[John Feltham]

My favourite Aussie Love Poem.


AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM. 

Of course I love ya darlin 
You're a bloody top-notch bird 
And when I say you're gorgeous 
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the large size 
I don't mind a bit of flab 
It means that when I'm ready 
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more 
I tell ya, I don't care 
So long as when I cuddle ya dear
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age 
Has nice round perky breasts 
They just gave in to gravity 
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now 
I never tell ya lies 
I think its very sexy 
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now 
The moment that we met 
I thought you was as good as 
I was ever gonna get

No matter what you look like 
I'll always love ya dear 
Now shut up while the crickets' on 
And fetch me another beer


Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it!! 




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