[BITList] Little Johnny strikes again

[John Feltham]

.*Little Johnny Strikes Yet Again!!*

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*Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

*To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

*Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G'*

*'Very good', says the teacher.*

*Peter says he had Toast, 'T-O-A-S-T?*

*'Excellent.'*

*Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him:*

*'I had Bugger All', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. *

*The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.*

*Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.*

*Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada.*

*Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's East Coast. *

*When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the Nutrition Lesson, *and decides to give him a very difficult question:*

*Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani Border?'*

*Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Pakistani border is in bed with my mother.*

*That's why I got Bugger All for Breakfast!"*
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 

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