[BITList] The Aussie & The Genie

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>     */
>     /*
>
>     */An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking
>     along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in
>     the sand./*
>
>     */He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, anda Genie
>     appeared./*
>
>     */"I can only grant four wishes" the Genie said.   "Since there
>     are four of you, you may have one wish apiece!"/*
>
>     */Pointing to the Maori, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you
>     may have the first wish."/*
>
>     */The Maori thought for a moment, then said, "I wish for a fleet
>     of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to 
>     our homeland of Aotearoa"/*
>
>     */Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared  on the skyline./*
>
>     */The Indian said, "I wish for enough aircraft to take all fellow
>     Indians back to our homeland!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of
>     aircraft filled the sky./*
>
>     */The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take
>     all of my people away from this horrible country infested with
>     infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve the
>     Prophet Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels
>     suddenly appeared on the beach./*
>
>     */Turning to the Australian, the Genie asked, "And what is your
>     wish?"/*
>
>     */The Aussie watched as the loaded aircraft began moving toward
>     the runway, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships
>     sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all ofthe Muslims
>     getting on top of the camels and riding off./*
>
>     /*He said, "Look mate, just give me a cold beer. It really doesn't
>     get any better than this!"*/
>


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