[BITList] US Medicare Part G

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> What a great idea.
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> When will it start in Australia?
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> Medicare Part G
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> If  you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?  
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> You may opt for Medicare Part G.
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> The plan gives anyone 75 or older, a gun (Part G) and one bullet.  
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> You may then shoot one worthless politician. 
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> This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need  Need new teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  That’s great.  Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?  They are all covered!
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> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
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> And, who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
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> And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.  And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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> Is this a great country or what?
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> Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!
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> ooroo
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