[BITList] FFwd: Brothel Sues Church

[michael J Feltham]

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> Dear friends, FYI 
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> Brothel Sues Local Church Over Lightning Strike
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> What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada. Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.
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> In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
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> Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground.
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> After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."
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> But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church..." was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."
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> In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
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> The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, " I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer.... And an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit ."
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