[BITList] Frozen Crabs And The Blonde

[michael J Feltham]

> 
> Frozen Crabs And The Blonde Flight Attendant
>  
> 
> A Lawyer boarded 
> 
> 
> an airplane in New Orleans
> with a box of frozen crabs, and asked a
> blonde stewardess to take care of
> them for him.
> She took the box and promised to put it
> in the crew's refrigerator.
> He advised her that he was holding her
> personally responsible for them staying
> frozen, mentioning in an arrogant
> manner that he was a lawyer and
> threatened what would happen to
> her if she let them thaw out.
>  
> Shortly before landing in New York, she
> used the intercom to announce to the
> entire cabin,
> "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New
> Orleans, please raise your hand?”
> 
> 
> 
> Not one hand went up.
> So she took them home and ate them.
> There are two lessons here:
> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
> 

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