[BITList] The Golf Caddy Responds

[michael J Feltham]

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> The Golf Caddy Responds
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> Number: 10 
> Golfer:         "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
> Caddy:          "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 
> Number: 9 
> Golfer:         "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
> Caddy:          "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
> Number: 8 
> Golfer:         "Do you think my game is improving?" 
> Caddy:          "Yes you miss the ball much closer now." 
> Number: 7 
> Golfer:         "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
> Caddy:          "Eventually." 
> Number: 6 
> Golfer:         "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
> Caddy:          "I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence." 
> Number: 5 
> Golfer:         "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
> Caddy:          "It's not a watch it's a compass." 
> Number: 4 
> Golfer:         "What do you think of my game?" 
> Caddy:          "It's very good but personally, I prefer golf." 
> Number: 3 
> Golfer:         "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? 
> Caddy:          "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." 
> Number:2 
> golfer:          "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
> Caddy:          "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 
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> And the Number: 1 Best Caddy Comment: 
> Golfer:         "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
> Caddy:          "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir". 
> Bonus: 
> A Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy.
> Golfer:         "Can you see any obvious problems??" 
> Caddy:          "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club." 
> Golfer:         The golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face. 
> Caddy:          "No sir,… it’s at the other end." 

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