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[Michael Feltham]

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> >                     I hope this one will put a smile on your face.
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> > One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley
> > motorcycle in the garage.  His new wife was standing there by the
> > bench watching him.
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> > After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just
> > been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it's time you quit
> > spending so much of your time out here in your garage.
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> > You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding
> > equipment; they take up so much of your time.  And that gun collection
> > and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know the
> > boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it.I also think
> > you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing
> > equipment..."And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod sports car?
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> > Bob got a horrified look on his face.
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> > She noticed and said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
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> > He replied, "You were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
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> > "Ex-wife!?" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
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> > Bob replied, “I wasn't..."
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