[BITList] Fwd:Irish Divorce

[Michael Feltham]

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> Irish Divorce
> The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.  “What happened Paddy?”  she asks anxiously.
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> “What happened?  I'll tell you what happened!  I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get home...  and  guess what I found?  Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable!  The end of our marriage.  I'm done.  I'm leaving forever!”
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> “Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.  “There is something very odd going on here.  Jean would never do such a thing!  There must  be a simple explanation.  I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
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> Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.  “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation… She never got your email!”
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