[BITList] THE GOLF BALL AND THE SAND WEDGE

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>>                             A woman takes a lover home during the day
>>                             while her husband is at work.   Her
>>                             9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
>>                             sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.
>>
>>                             Then the woman's husband also comes home.
>>                             She puts her lover in the closet, not
>>                             realizing that the little boy is in there
>>                             already.
>>
>>                             The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>>
>>                             The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
>>
>>                             Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'
>>
>>                             Man - 'That's nice.'
>>
>>                             Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
>>
>>                             Man - 'No, thanks.'
>>
>>                             Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
>>
>>                             Man - 'OK, how much?'
>>
>>                             Boy - '$250'
>>
>>                             A few weeks later, it happens again that
>>                             the boy and the lover are in the closet
>>                             together.
>>
>>                             Boy - 'Dark in here.'
>>
>>                             Man - 'Yes, it is.'
>>
>>                             Boy - 'I have sand wedge.'
>>
>>                             The lover, remembering the last time,
>>                             asks the boy, 'How much?'
>>
>>                             Boy - '$750'
>>
>>                             Man - 'Sold.'
>>
>>                             A few days later, the boy's father says
>>                             to the boy, 'Grab your sand wedge and
>>                             golf ball, let's go outside and have some
>>                             short game practice.’
>>
>>                             The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball
>>                             and sand wedge dad.'
>>
>>                             The father says, 'What?!   How much did
>>                             you sell them for?'
>>
>>                             Boy - '$1,000.'
>>
>>                             The father says, 'That's terrible to
>>                             overcharge your friends like that. That
>>                             is far more than those two things cost.
>>                             I'm going to take you to church and make
>>                             you confess.'
>>
>>                             They go to the church and the father
>>                             makes the little boy sit in the
>>                             confession booth and he closes the door.
>>
>>                             The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>>
>>                             The priest says, 'Don't start that shit
>>                             with me again.  You're in my closet now!'
>>


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