[BITList] Fwd: Always get a second opinion.....

[michael J Feltham]

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>>>>>>> Ever since I was a child, I'd always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
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>>>>>>> So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy”
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>>>>>>> "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
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>>>>>>> “How much do you charge?”  “One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.  “I'll sleep on it and let you know,” I said.
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>>>>>>> Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
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>>>>>>> “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
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>>>>>>> “Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00. 
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>>>>>>> I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
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>>>>>>> “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
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>>>>>>> “He told me to cut the legs off the bed ... Ain't nobody under there now.”
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>>>>>>> It's always better to get a second opinion
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>>>>>>> "Our greatest ability as humans is not to change the world; but to change ourselves" - Mahatma Gandhi
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