[BITList] Men jokes

[michael J Feltham]

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>  Men Jokes   .....................
> A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE.
> ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.
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> One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
> He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
> And they say blondes are dumb...
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumour
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> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
> AMEN
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> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practising to be men.
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> Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A: Trustworthy. .
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> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
> A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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> While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........
> ......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.
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