[BITList] LEX OPHILIA
michael J Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Sun Mar 25 08:52:56 BST 2018
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> LEX OPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
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> · How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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> · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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> · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
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> · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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> · Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
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> · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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> · I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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> · They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
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> · I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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> · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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> · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
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> · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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> · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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> · When chemists die, they barium.
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> · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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> · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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> · Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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> · I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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> · Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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> · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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> · Broken pencils are pointless.
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> · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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> · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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> · All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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> · I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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> · Velcro - what a rip off!
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> · Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
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