[BITList] The Jewish Elbow, The Italian Grandfather & The Irish Blonde
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franka at iinet.net.au
Sun Mar 18 23:55:59 GMT 2018
> *1.******The Jewish ELBOW**
>
> * A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to
> her grown grandson who is*
> *coming to visit with his wife.*
>
> *"You come to the front door of the apartment. I
> am in apartment 301 . There*
> *is a big panel at the front door. With your
> elbow, push button 301. I will*
> *buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the
> right. Get in, and with*
> *your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the
> left.. With your elbow, hit*
> *my doorbell."*
>
> *"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting
> all these buttons with my*
> *elbow? .........*
>
> *"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"*
>
> *______________________________ _________________*
>
> **2.******Wise Italian Grandfather**
>
> * Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass
> their handguns down through the*
> *family.*
>
> * An old Italian man is dying. He calls his
> grandson to his bedside, Guido, I*
> *wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my
> chrome plated ..38 revolver so*
> *you will always remember me."*
>
> *"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How
> about you leave me your Rolex*
> *watch instead?"*
>
> *"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be
> runna da business, you gonna*
> *have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home
> and maybe a couple of*
> *bambinos. "*
>
> *"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda
> you wife inna bed with*
> *another man.*
> *"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch
> and say, 'times up' "?*
> **
> **______________________________
> ______________________________****
> **
> **3.******Irish Blonde...**
>
> * An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland ,
> arrived*
> * at the casino. She seemed a little
> intoxicated and bet twenty*
> *thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.*
>
> * She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
> much*
> *luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she
> stripped from the neck*
> *down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue
> yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama*
> *needs new clothes!"*
>
> * As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and
> down*
> * and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She
> hugged each of the dealers,*
> *picked up her winnings and her clothes and
> quickly departed.*
>
> * The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.*
> *Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> The other answered, "I*
> *don't know - I thought you were watching."*
>
> *MORAL OF THE STORY*
>
> * Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are
> dumb,*
> *..... but all men...are men!*
> *______________________________ **
>
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