[BITList] HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030

[John Feltham]

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.  

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the UK 's third language. 

Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged. 

Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a burqa. 

Britain now has 10 universities of Political Correctness.
Professor Goldman of LSPC, says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think .

Britain's deficit £20 trillion and rising. Government promises a return to surplus in 110 years.
Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims, increased growth through more immigration, is the secret to success .

Iran still isolated. Physicists estimate at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.  

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic countries.  None respond. 

Jose Manuel Rodrigez says he will run for second term as US President in 2032. 

Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 

After a ten-year, £75.8 billion study commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists say that diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.. 

The average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone. 

English Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights.
Victims to be held  partly responsible for crime.  

New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers, must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons. 

Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 70 per cent. 

Bradford win FA Cup Final, beating Hindu Hornets 4-1.

Canada and Australia not far behind.


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