[BITList] War - Canada vs. USA

[michael J Feltham]

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> War - Canada vs. USA
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> Newfoundland, Canada, declares war on the U.S.A!!!
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> President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
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> "Hallo, President Trump, " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"
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> "Well Archie," Donald said, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
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> "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub That makes eight!"
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> Donald paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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> "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"
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> Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."
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> President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
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> "Lord above," said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."
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> Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "President Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"
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> Donald was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
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> "Jumpins, Lord tunderin! Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back."
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> Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."
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> "I'm sorry to hear that" said Donald. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
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> “Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.”
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> CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
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> God Bless Canada!
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