[BITList] Snow Person

[michael J Feltham]

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> From a correspondent…
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> Snow Person
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> 8:00            I made a snowman.
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> 8:10            A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
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> 8:15            So, I made a snow woman.
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> 8:17            My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
>                     chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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> 8:20            The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
>                     have been two snow men instead.
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> 8:22            The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one
>                     snow person with detachable parts.
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> 8:25            The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
>                    nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
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> 8:28            I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
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> 8:31            The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a
>                     burqa.
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> 8:40            The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
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> 8:42            The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the
>                     snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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> 8:43            The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with
>                     eviction.
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> 8:45            TV news crew from the CBC shows up. I am asked if I know the
>                     difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and I am now called a sexist.
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> 9:00            I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
>                     sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
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> 9:10            I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by
>                    social services.
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> 9:29            Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the
>                     street demanding for me to be beheaded.
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> Moral:  There is no moral to this story.  It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get  worse.
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