[BITList] At the Gates of Heaven

[John Feltham]

A fellow dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven, where hes greeted by the On-duty Guardian Angel and invited into the Heaven Anteroom. He looks around and sees clocks covering the walls all around him. He asks the Guardian Angel, "What are all those clocks?"

The Guardian Angel answers, "Those are Lie-Detector Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Detector Clock. Every time someone lies the hands on that persons clock the large hand will move ahead one second."
"Oh," says the Fellow, "Whose clock is that?"  The Guardian Angel says "That's Moses' clock.

The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the Fellow. "And whose clock is that one, the hand has only moved one second?"

The Guardian Angel replies Thats Mother Teresas.
Fellow notices another clock and asks, "Whose clock is that?"

The Guardian Angel responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
The Fellow notices a clock with the time twenty past three, and asks "Whose clock is that? The Guardian Angel says "That's Tony Blair's clock. He told a lot of untruths concerning WMD in Iraq."

Suddenly the Fellow notices a empty space on the wall where a clock is missing and asks  "Whose clock was in that space?"

The Guardian Angel replies  Thats where Donald Trumps clock was. Its been such a warm summer St. Peter is using it as a fan on his office desk.

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