[BITList] BUISNESS CARD - Today's funny...

[John Feltham]

Pastor's Business Card 
    
A new  pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.   
    
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. 
    
When the  offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card  had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message…  'Genesis 3:10' 
    
Reaching  for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of  laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' 
    

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?


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