[BITList] Fwd: Vacancy in Heaven

[michael J Feltham]

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>>  Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to  Heaven
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>> The  angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven  today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.” 
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>> The  angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to  Heaven.  Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” 
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>> The  angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same  question. 
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>> The  Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without  saying a word. 
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>> The  Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.” 
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>> Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of  God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a  commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to  me?” 
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>> "Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush  beats a pair, no  matter how big they  are."
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