[BITList] QUICK THINKING

[michael J Feltham]

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> An Indian doctor travelling alone by train from Bangalore in an air-conditioned First Class coupe.   A while later in the journey, a beautiful lady entered the coupe and occupied the opposite berth.   The doctor was happy to see her and nodded pleasantly in greeting.   The lady smiled sweetly at him. She then went and sat next to him; he was pleased at this surprising development.   She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear: "Hand over all your cash, credit cards and mobile phone, or I will scream and say that you are sexually harassing and assaulting me".
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> The doctor stared blankly at her for a moment.  He took out a notepad and pen from his bag and wrote: "I'm sorry I cannot hear or speak.   Please write on this paper whatever you have to say."
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> The lady then wrote out what she had said earlier and passed the paper to him.
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> The doctor put the note in his pocket, stood up and told her in a clear voice: "Now you can shout and scream as much as you like."
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> The moral of this story: Don't forget the paper-work - it may save you one day. 
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