[BITList] A truly English daughter

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> *Subject**: A truly English daughter*
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>> An English father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter 
>> addressed to "Mummy and Daddy" on the bed. With a heavy heart he 
>> opens it and reads:
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>> Dearest Mummy & Daddy,
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>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've 
>> eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice 
>> - especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big 
>> American motorcycle.
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>> But it's not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be 
>> very happy in his caravan in the bush. He wants to have many more 
>> children with me and that's one of my dreams, too. I've learned that 
>> marijuana does not hurt anyone and we'll be growing it only for us 
>> and Ahmed's friends. They're the ones providing us with all the 
>> cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray 
>> for science to find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better. He 
>> really deserves it.
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>> Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films 
>> that his friends Leroy and Jahmal make in their basement. Apparently 
>> I can earn £200 per scene, and I get a £200 bonus if there are more 
>> than 3 men in the scene and an extra £100 for the sheep.
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>> Don't worry, Mummy, now that I'm 15 I know how to take care of 
>> myself. Someday we'll visit you and Daddy so that you can meet your 
>> grandchildren.
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>>      Your loving daughter,
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>>      Sarah
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>> P.S.Daddy, it's not true - I'm watching television with Jessica and 
>> her parents next door.
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>>         I just wanted to show you that there really are far worse 
>> things in life than England losing The Ashes.
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