[BITList] Fwd: American Visitor

[michael J Feltham]

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> Subject: American Visitor
> A photographer travelling in London on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'. 
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> The American asked a priest what the telephone was used for. 
> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and for £10,000 you could talk to God. 
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> The American thanked the priest and went on his way. 
> Next stop was in Canterbury cathedral where he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. 
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> He wondered if this was the same telephone he saw in London and asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. 
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> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God. 
> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. 
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> He travelled to Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow and Edinburgh and in every church he saw the same golden telephone with '£10,000 per call' sign.
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> The American decided to travel to Hartlepool and in the first church he entered there was a similar golden telephone, but the sign under it read '40 pence per call.' 
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> The American asked the priest 'Father, I've travelled the UK and seen golden telephones in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven but in other churches the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?
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> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Durham now, son...... 
> It's a local call'.
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