[BITList] Fwd: English cricketer

[michael J Feltham]

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> English Cricketer
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> A lady walked into a Police Station; the desk Sergeant said, "Can I 
> help you ?”
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> "Yes," she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault.”
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> "Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
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> "In the park just down the road," she replied.
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> "Can you describe what happened ?”
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> "Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when 
> a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my 
> underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with 
> me.”
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> "Could you give me a description of him?”
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> "Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt 
> and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his 
> knees, one on each leg.”
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> "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman," said 
> the Sergeant.
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> "Yes," said the lady, "He was an" English cricketer.”
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> "That's very observant," said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from 
> his accent ?”
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> "No," she replied.  "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very 
> long."
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