[BITList] When you're 70, who cares

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cid:D67C3729FCE74019BDA9F49EBFAACD07 at Dave

I was standing at a bar minding my own business

This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my 
arse and said,  "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"

I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"

She said, "Yes, I’ve got a pen".

I said, "Then you better get back into it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches...but When  you're seventy...............who cares?

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cid:2CE02FFCA91743058FB0902DDF64C327 at Dave 
cid:36C72538C2E64E31B21EF34DFA39C713 at Dave

I went to the chemist and told the girl behind the counter, "3 packets 
of condoms, please."

Lady assistant:  "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

I said "No... She's pretty good  looking....."

When you're seventy.............who cares?

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cid:3F0D558E6B1747859E1C9E813EBB059E at Dave

I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and your hair cut, you'd 
look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there, 
instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip, but...when  you're seventy..............who cares?

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cid:785E89B9B0D548D28463C94E5FE781BA at Dave

I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a 
woman was born, just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... Try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and 
said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

It cost me a kick in the nuts, but... when  you're 
seventy...............who cares?

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cid:BC16C43CD4444E24A572C760241027B5 at Dave

I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool today.

The attendant shouted at me so loudly, through a loud hailer - I nearly 
fell in.

When you're seventy...............who cares?

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cid:633BA067CB544B31B8F7EF022B1F1F4B at Dave

I went to our pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, "Good legs."

The woman giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

cid:559FEBEB446741BE92331129CE71E7B0 at Dave

Cost me 6 more stitches, but... when  you're seventy..............who cares?



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