[BITList] : The Parking Ticket - Brilliant!!!
michael J Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Sat Aug 18 13:44:04 BST 2018
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>>>>>>> Something to do in your spare time!
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>>>>>>> The Parking Ticket
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>>>>>>> Working people frequently ask retired people what
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>>>>>>> they do to make their days interesting.
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>>>>>>> Well, for example, the other day, Jeanie my wife and I
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>>>>>>> went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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>>>>>>> We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
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>>>>>>> how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
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>>>>>>> He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
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>>>>>>> I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
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>>>>>>> writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
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>>>>>>> So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
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>>>>>>> second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
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>>>>>>> Then he started writing more tickets.
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>>>>>>> This went on for about 20 minutes.
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>>>>>>> The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
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>>>>>>> Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
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>>>>>>> and went home. We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window "I support the Greens".
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>>>>>>> We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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