[BITList] Sex at 73

[FA]

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>
>                         *_SEX AT  73_*
>
>                         *I just took a **
>                         *leaflet out of my mailbox,*
>                         *informing me that I can *
>                         *have sex at  73.**
>
>                         *I'm so happy, because I live at **
>                         *number 71*
>                         *So it's not too far to walk home *
>                         *afterwards. *
>                         *And *
>                         *it's the same side of the street.*
>                         *I don't even have *
>                         *to cross the road!**
>
>                         ~~~~~
>
>
>                         *Answering machine **
>                         *message,*
>                         *"I am not available right now,*
>                         *but *
>                         *thank you for caring enough to call.*
>                         *I am making *
>                         *some changes in my life.*
>                         *Please leave a message *
>                         *after the beep.*
>                         *If I do not return your *
>                         *call,*
>                         *you are one of the *
>                         *changes."**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *My wife and I had **
>                         *words, but I didn't get to use *
>                         *mine.**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *Frustration is trying to **
>                         *find your glasses without your *
>                         *glasses.*
>                         *
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *Blessed are those who can **
>                         *give without remembering*
>                         *and take without *
>                         *forgetting. *
>                         **
>                         *~~~~~**
>
>                         *The **
>                         *irony of life is that,*
>                         *by the time you're old *
>                         *enough to know your way around,*
>                         *you're not going *
>                         *anywhere.**
>
>                         *~~~~~**
>                         *
>                         *God made man before **
>                         *woman so as to give him time*
>                         *to think of an answer *
>                         *for her first question.**
>
>                         *~~~~~**
>                         **
>                         *I was *
>                         *always taught to respect my elders,*
>                         *but it keeps *
>                         *getting harder to find one.**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *Every **
>                         *morning is the dawn of a new *
>                         *error.**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *The quote of the month is **
>                         *by Jay Leno:*
>                         *"With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out *
>                         *of control,*
>                         *mud slides, flooding, severe *
>                         *thunderstorms*
>                         *tearing up the country from one end *
>                         *to another,*
>                         *and with the threat of bird flu and *
>                         *terrorist attacks,*
>                         *are we sure this is a good time *
>                         *to take*
>                         *God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
>
>                         *Aspire to inspire before **
>                         *you expire.**
>
>                         *~~~~~*
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