[BITList] How Is Noreen Doing?

[michael J Feltham]

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> G'day Folks,
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> Some very, very good ones keep on coming around….
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> How is Noreen Doing?
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>  A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” 
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> The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?” 
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> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said "Noreen, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.” 
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> After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Noreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.” 
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> The grandmother said, "Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.” 
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> The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Noreen your daughter?” 
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> The grandmother said, "No, I'm Noreen in 302. No one tells me shit.”  
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> ooroo
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